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Democratic Agenda for Janurary 01, 2007.

U.S. Capitol

7:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony

7:15 PM Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.

7:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:45 PM Non-Religious Prayer and Worship led by Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:15 PM Gay Wedding performed by Barney Frank.

8:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 PM Free Sadam rally led by Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon.

9:00 PM Keynote Speech: "The proper Etiquette for Surrender" by Jacques Chirac, French President.

9:15 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 PM Collection to benefit the Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.

9:30 PM Unveiling of the Plan to free Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay by Sean Penn.

9:40 PM "Why I hate the Military" - A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 PM Dan Rather accepts the "Truth in Broadcasting Award" presented by Michael Moore.

9:55 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 PM Speech - "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers" by Howard Dean.

10:15 PM "How to cut the Military Budget by Educating the Troops so they won't have to be Deployed to Iraq." by John Kerry.

10:30 PM Hillary Rodham Clinton nominated for Party leadership by Mohammed Ahnadinejad.

11:00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 PM Al Gore reinvents the Internet Demonstration.

11:15 PM Speech - "Our Troops are War Criminals" by John Kerry.

11:45 PM Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

12:00 AM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 AM Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.