Well, one thing you don't do. A young lady wearing a dress decided to sit on the window sill in front of the building while she waited on a friend. Well, she stood next to the sill and jumped up as she tried with her arms to push up and sit on the sill that was about 3 foot high. Well, Murphy intervened and things didn't go so well. No, the building did not moved. She managed to get almost on the sill, of course the wind blew and her dress flew up in the back so when she slid back off, the granite edge was rough enough to tear the clothes she was wearing ... mainly her hose and panties. There must have been some minor bleeding as her friend tried to wipe her backside with some Kleenex. These two ladies were so involved in fixing the damage they forgot they were on a busy city street ( 5 lanes of traffic) and eventually they went inside the building.
Next time ... don't step out between two parked cars with enough room for someone to park in between. As a knucklehead was waiting to flag down a taxi another mentally challenged person decided to park in that space. So halfway through his backing into the slot he hit the taxi flagger and knocked them into the other car ... denting the hood of the park car. Then they were smart enough to start shoving as a precursor to fighting ... right in the street ... a street that is 5 lanes wide and with constant traffic. Luckily the police showed up soon and got them under control.
I am beginning to like this window office ... perhaps a good pair of binoculars would enhance my viewing pleasure ... now this is reality TV.
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