Monday, March 07, 2005

My Head Hurts

Well, the news gets funnier and funnier.

  • The Italian lady that is claiming the U.S. targeted her. Come on Lady, driving in the dark at a high rate of speed towards a checkpoint that has experienced numerous attacks from car bombers is a very dumb thing. Besides, if you were released after paying your ransom, why were you driving so fast? Were you afraid they may change their mind and keep you and the money? Blame you Government and not use the U.S. as a scapegoat for their dumb decision. Your escorts hampered things by playing "I got a secret" and not coordinating with the U.S. for apparently two reasons. First, they paid the ransom and didn't want to admit their weakness to the public and secondly, the Italian government wanted to grandstand this to make them look good. So get rid of your communist agenda, ego, and not worry about how much you will make on TV deals. Thank your lucky stars the Government was so weak they paid for you and the man that gave his life to protect you made that sacrifice. Perhaps, he should have ducked and let what may happen to you! Somewhere in the back of my mind the word “ungrateful” rattles around.
  • Since when does a religious leader need to live in a 10 million dollar house? Tele-evangelists have a bad enough name as it is, so quit trying to be #1. If you truly loved Christ and desired to follow him, you would use that money the way the people who gave it to you thought it would be used. Used to help those in need. It looks like you have hardened your heart and greed has taken over you whole life. Talk to the Baker’s and learn from their mistakes. Talk to Graham and learn what an Evangelist is all about. Perhaps your new mansion is built on sand and will crumble before long. I will pray for your forgiveness but laugh at your stupidity. Maybe it is you who needs to be on his knees more than the many people that come to your crusade to be duped.

My votes:

  • Michael Jackson - You are guilty of a sick crime and your money will buy you free.
  • Syria - Get Out!
  • Oil Company's - I hope you in good conscience enjoy your ill-gotten gains. If there is a crook loose, it is you. You raise prices fast as you can for any reason and then drag your sorry feet when it comes to dropping gas prices. You deserve everything that comes your way when America finally wakes up and pushes alternate fuels.
  • Sen. Byrd - Step aside, you are a dinosaur that has outlived your era. Please get out and let some new blood help West Virginia before you fossilize and become a sitting stature in your chair in the chamber. Oh! That is really you just sleeping ... sorry .... shhhhh!
  • Good ol` California – Trying to increase the penalty for people engaged in high speed chases. Excuse me, but most of these people aren’t worried about bigger fines or an extra year in jail.
Just over 2 weeks until I get a break from a few headaches in my life and head for Baton Rouge for a week of bowling and fun.

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