Thursday, February 10, 2005

Chuckles

Not much to report on the home front. I guess because I haven't been home much the last few days. It has been one of those weeks where everything breaks. But I am finally seeing daylight at the end of the tunnel ... hope it isn't the freight train.

One problem this week has been the Computer Virus's. Why would anyone buy Antivirus Software, install it and then never update it? This one computer had virus definition that were 3 years old. They paid $35.00 for the original software and approximately $70.00 for two subscriptions ... and never used it ... hey dense one .. you gave Norton $105.00 for nothing. Some CEO is living it high because of the people that have a virus in their head. I finally got AVG software to identify the virus .... Trojan/Worm Numbskulless.AA It effects those computers where the operator has their head in absolute darkness deep in their anal cavity. Corrective action is to pull the head out and trash the computer .. then go find something you can do that your limited mental faculty will support. Or .. keep paying me $75.00 an hour to fix your Virus problems while you grope in the darkness. Watch your kidney's here they come.

The youngest son heads for Pittsburgh this week to work and be with his girl friend. Who would ever go to Pittsburgh in the winter unless you were being dragged there by a team of horses. It will be his first time to leave the nest. Needless to say, momma is dreading it and the thoughts of the nest getting empty. So most of my weekend will be spent in damage control.

Please, someone explain to me the work ethic of the 18 - 25 year group. So far I haven't seen any and wonder what it is. Different language ... and "No" means what? Week of paid vacation now? We still haven't got the employment paperwork done. You don't own a single collared shirt and slacks? You want rap instead of muszac?

Well, I hear bonnie Prince Charles is going to make to make an honest woman out of Camilla now. About time, but you don't want to hear my person feelings about the bloke and his way of life.

What did get my attention was the Church of England ( I am not real sure of the correct name of the Church) that Prince Charles is head of is "making no statement about the marriage." Interesting that he is breaking the rules of the Church and nothing is said. Sounds just like the Churches in America and their silent acquiescence of broken Commandments. Break God's laws and Commandments and just turn your head as if nothing happened. Why have a Church at all if we twist the Commandments and Laws to conform to our idea of what is right? We are in no way ready to manage our morality and that of others. Perhaps it is time all the Leaders of All Church's, both in England and America, read their Bibles and do what God wants them to do and to forget about editing what God said so that it fits our lifestyle. Well one thing this does point out is that the English people are more like their American neighbors than they like to think about and vice versa, America is more English than they wish to admit.

Well, Virginia is really making a name for itself as it tried to get a "Droopy Drawers law." While I don't like the baggy pants look with your underwear showing through, I think the law is dumb. What's next Virginia? "Crack law?" Send those who expose their rear end to jail .. bet you the convicts there now are drooling over the potential new blood to come to them.

Well, I should go and leave something for next time. That is unless Blogspot is run by a 25 year old and my site will disappear!

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